Smells Nicer Than a Trash Fire Scented Soy Candle

"Smells Nicer Than a Trash Fire" Candle: Because Some Days Need a Little Freshening Up

When the chaos is real, and the vibe is... less than ideal, light up our "Smells Nicer Than a Trash Fire" candle and reclaim a bit of freshness in your day. Designed for anyone who’s no stranger to handling the messy moments, this candle brings a touch of humor—and a lot of calm—to your space, no matter what’s in your dumpster fire of a to-do list.

🌟 Features:

• Premium Soy Wax: Crafted with high-quality soy wax for a smooth, even burn that’s a breath of fresh air.
• Long-Lasting Burn: With up to 50 hours of burn time, this 9oz candle outlasts the longest of dumpster fires.
• Scent Selections That Soothe: Choose from nine restorative scents—Clean Cotton, Sea Salt + Orchid, White Sage + Lavender, Apple Harvest, Christmas Warmth, Coconut Cream + Cardamom, Peppered Passionfruit, or keep it Unscented.

🎁 Why You’ll Love It:

• Soothing in Chaos: Perfect for when your workspace (or life) feels a little like a five-alarm fire.
• Laugh-Inducing Decor: Adds a cheeky twist to your shelf or desk, and it’s bound to get a chuckle or two.
• Stress-Free Fragrance: Light it up to clear the air—literally and figuratively—and power through whatever’s burning today.

Whether for yourself or a friend, this candle is here to make every day smell a bit sweeter, even when things are, well...smoldering. Gift it for the laughs, keep it for the calm.

• Materials: 100% natural soy wax blend, 100% cotton wick and a glass jar
• One size: 2.8″ × 3.5" (7.1cm × 8.9cm)
• Compliant with ASTM safety standards
• Burning time: 50-60 hours
• Assembled in the USA from globally sourced parts
• Please note: All scents have the same wax color

US Shipping Info:

Standard 3 -7 Business Days