If the World Gives You Dumpster Fires Tee

$26.99 USD - $28.99 USD
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Color: Athletic Heather
Size: XS
Regular price $26.99 USD
Regular price $30.00 USD Sale price $26.99 USD
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Regular price $26.99 USD
Regular price $30.00 USD Sale price $26.99 USD

"If the World Gives You Dumpster Fires, Be a Trash Panda" Shirt: A Toast to Turning Chaos into Opportunity

Sometimes life feels like it’s one big, blazing dumpster fire. But this hand-drawn, vintage-style raccoon knows the secret: when the world hands you chaos, embrace it like a true trash panda.

🌟 Features:

Nostalgic Design: With its timeless, hand-drawn illustration of a raccoon standing proudly by a warm, flickering fire, this tee channels the spirit of resilience and creativity.

Soft and Resilient Fabric: Made for comfort and durability, this shirt will be by your side, whether you're facing chaos or calm.

Inspirational Message: A reminder to find opportunity in any situation, no matter how wild it gets. Perfect for problem-solvers, creative thinkers, and the ones who embrace life’s fires with flair.

🎁 Why You’ll Love It:

Humor with Heart: Because sometimes, the best way to face adversity is with a bit of wit—and the wisdom to know there’s opportunity everywhere.

Vintage Charm: A standout addition to any wardrobe, this shirt makes a statement with its old-school appeal and spirited mantra.

With Dumpster Fire Embrace, wear a reminder to see beyond the smoke and spot the hidden gems. The world may burn, but you’ll be ready to find opportunity amidst it all.

USA Shipping Info:

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Care Instructions: Machine wash cold (max 30C or 90F); Non-chlorine: bleach as needed; Tumble dry: low heat; Iron, steam or dry: medium heat; Do not dry clean.

T-shirt Specs:

Bella+Canvas manufactures all its products in the US and internationally in humane, no-sweat-shop, sustainable way and is part of the Fair Labor Association as well as Platinum WRAP certified

Made with 100% Airlume combed and ring-spun cotton, a lightweight fabric that is easy to layer, breathable. Perfect for active and leisure wear.

 

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