I'd Like to Burn This Project to the Ground Scented Soy Candle

Regular price $19.99 USD
Regular price $25.99 USD Sale price $19.99 USD
-23%
Shipping calculated at checkout.
Scent: Clean Cotton
Size: 9oz
Regular price $19.99 USD
Regular price $25.99 USD Sale price $19.99 USD

"The Calming Scent of I’d Like to Burn This Project to the Ground" Candle: For the Days You Just Can't

Sometimes, the best way to manage project mayhem is to light a candle and let it all burn away—figuratively, of course. The Calming Scent of I’d Like to Burn This Project to the Ground is here to help you reclaim a bit of zen, one flame at a time.

🌟 Features:

Expressive Design: Featuring the cheeky slogan, this candle is the ultimate desk companion for project managers, team leaders, and anyone who knows the joy of organized chaos.

High-Quality Soy Wax: Made from premium, only-poured soy wax for a clean, consistent burn that lets you savor every scent—over 50+ hours of pure bliss. Choose from nine curated fragrances: Clean Cotton, Sea Salt + Orchid, White Sage + Lavender, Apple Harvest, Christmas Warmth, Coconut Cream + Cardamom, Peppered Passionfruit, or Unscented.

Sophisticated Glass Jar: Housed in a sleek 9oz glass jar, this candle adds a touch of humor and class to any workspace or relaxation spot.

🎁 Why You’ll Love It:

Relatable Relief: Sometimes all you need is a bit of light-hearted fun to get through a project nightmare. This candle offers the scent of sweet, well-deserved solace.

Perfect for Stress Relief: It’s ideal for gifting or keeping close by as a reminder that, even in chaos, you can find a bit of calm.

For anyone who’s ever wanted to “burn it all down,” The Calming Scent of I’d Like to Burn This Project to the Ground is here to keep the flames figurative and the vibe relaxed.

  • Materials: 100% natural soy wax blend, 100% cotton wick and a glass jar
  • One size: 2.8″ × 3.5" (7.1cm × 8.9cm)
  • Compliant with ASTM safety standards
  • Burning time: 50-60 hours
  • Assembled in the USA from globally sourced parts
  • Please note: All scents have the same wax color

US Shipping Info:

Standard 3 -7 Business Days

  • Shipping: Delivering Results, Just Like a Sprint!

    Your order will be shipped faster than you can say "stand-up meeting." Expect delivery within 10 days, because great products need efficient delivery.

  • Customer Support: 100% Happiness Guarantee

    Reach out Monday through Friday, 9am to 5pm Eastern. Email us for the fastest response. We’ve got your back!

  • Secure Payment: As Safe as a Risk Management Meeting

    Rest easy knowing your payment is being handled in a safe space. We ensure your data is protected every step of the way.

  • Contact Us: Let's Collaborate Like a Well-Managed Project

    Whether you’re planning a bulk order or just want to chat, we’re all ears! Drop us a line for anything from product inquiries to friendly hellos. We’re here to make your day smoother, just like a sprint planning session.